Heh, I have a sense of humor too but I don't put up with any BS. From anyone! Everyone plays nice or they don't get to play. Most know how far they can push but if I close a thread and don't allow any more posts to it, arguements over and if someone starts it again they will be gone.
My bat, my ball, my glove and my field. Play nice or you won't play at all. Simple enough.
Oh, and for the newbies, somedays it's easier to irritate me that it is on others so beware.